From nowhere to paradise

antibeatboxband:

sextallica:

the-infallible-empress:

throughoceans:

I’ve had a lot of requests for a nude Metallica photoset. By this point, I’m sure everyone has seen them. So, instead, I made Playgirltallica covers.

Enjoy.

OMG, yes. HAHAHAHA

._________. wat.

ifsge5rye45tu5se5serea4sssssssss

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL xD

Made my day

Metallica - The Unforgiven (by Metallica2Heaven)

kari-shma:

Endangered Egyptian Tortoises

17 and pregnant
16 and pregnant
15 and pregnant
14 and pregnant
13 and pregnant
12 and pregnant
 ...
fetus and pregnant

society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
 -someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!

funniest10k:

oh my god

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dave-the-anemic-teenager:

grohljam:

dave wasnt posing the camera just turned itself on and took a picture hes not a model

this should be in Playgirl (because it’s EXIST and DAVE HAVEN’T BEEN IN IT YET)

HELL YES. IN PLAYGIRL. NAKED. IN GARDEN.

Dah, yes

Gallaghercest Appreciation Post

yokolemon:

It’s biblical, innit. Cain and Abel … it’s me and our kid. Or you and me. Two people who are the opposite, who become one. It’s nice to put a band aid on it for a bit, d’you know what I mean? I love him, I adore him, more than anyone else in the fuckin’ whole wide world. But we also don’t speak that much. That song is basically for him.

Hmmm…im too shy now